Renowned Art Thief Announces Next Target: A Copy of ‘Pokemon Crystal’ That's in Okay Condition

NEW YORK CITY — Sources confirm that an elusive and prolific art thief announced the next luxurious item he’s eyeing: a copy of 2000’s Pokémon Crystal for the Game Boy Color that isn’t dinged up too bad.

“I’ve grown tired of pilfering your priceless jewels and paintings,”