Hey, Skitchers. This week, I didn’t play an old game based on a TV show or watch a movie so bad I still think it might have been a dream. No, I just played this game called Balatro — a roguelike deckbuilding game that’s like Slay the Spire meets Seven Card Stud. If the preceding sentence sounded like some sort of free-form word association exercise to you, let me put it another way: I fucked off a lot playing a card game on the computer.